Locations and Other Stuff

While you're moving on rails, there are several locations you may visit. The Midway is basically a loop and if you click forward you will eventually come back to where you started.

If you're playing to see a certain event, keep in mind that entering and exiting a building will advance the game's clock (except when playing with Dagmar).

Attractions

Kill-A-Commie Shootings Gallery

This attraction features a shooting gallery, but with communist leaders as targets. When approaching the rifle, a corresponding clip is played.

It is operated and run by Dixie with Ike resting in the room marked as "Private".

The Warehouse

A warehouse in the middle of the Midway, storing cardboard cutouts, figurines and other objects. Ted states that he likes the place, being dark and quiet.

Note: Any adult character entering this location will be killed by Ted here.

Sperm Whale Giving Birth to an Electric Eel

Most characters cannot enter this building and it is marked as "closed" by signs. It features a broken whale made of fiberglass and several broken aquariums. Oscar the Rat runs through one of those aquariums and players can switch to "rat cam" here.

Note: Any adult character entering this location will be killed by Ted here.

Dagmar the Dog Woman's Theater

Dagmar performs a one-woman in this theater. If you enter as Ted you can watch her story here. There's a peephole on the side of the building, that can be used late in the game for additional information.

Note: Any adult character entering this location will be killed by Ted here.

Oscar the Racing Rat

Here Oscar the Rat races and characters can encounter Otto. Of course, Otto rigged the game so nobody will ever win a game.

Marvels of Mayhem

In this attraction you are greeted by a talking animatronic bust of Ike, the owner of the Midway. The center of this attraction is a merry-go-round featuring depictions of war.

Lottie the Human Log

This is where Lottie the Human Log, Ted's mother, performs her one-woman show. In the back of the theater is Ted's (creepy) room.

Tortures Top Ten

A special kind of ghost train ride featuring ten clips of disturbing (artistic) renditions of torture and death. The player is transported around the ride by a cart as usual with normal dark rides in theme parks, traveling from display to display.

Note: Any adult character entering this location will be killed by Ted here.

The Three-Headed Abominable Snowman Skeleton Exhibit

This attraction does not only feature the longest name in history of carnival attractions, it is also the largest attraction in the game. A skeleton with three heads is displayed here, but the attraction is marked as "closed" by several sings. In the far back you can find Ike's workshop where the "accident" happened, that put him into a coma. On the upper floor there's an abyss caused by structural damages.

Also, this is the first location Jocko goes to as he wants to retrieve the surveillance tape.

Note: Any adult character entering this location will be killed by Ted here.

Eye of the Maniac

A funhouse mirror that reflects the distorted image of the current character. It is surrounded by eyeballs, an obvious reference to the game's designers, The Residents, who perform only with eyeball-masks for heads.

Madame Mandrake

An automatic fortune teller machine and the first thing the players sees. Madame Mandrake mixes up sayings, so her "predictions" do not make sense (e.g. "The early worm is stranger than fiction").